So, again I drag out my favorite whipping boy, "Mullet Boss." I should point out that at the time I invented this character I was working for a man from the south who wore dress jackets without ties, but this character is in no way based on him. It's mostly based on a mullet wearing racist I worked for during college.

One advantage to living in Orlando is that there's an abundance of fireworks. I got to see a display at one of the local theme parks the other night that was a tribute to the cultures of the world and how they interplay with each other. The show began with a mammoth fireball that caused an uncomfortable amount of heat from hundreds of feet away. The grand finale was a giant globe cracking apart and exploding in a shower of sparks.

I don't think I took away the message that the show's creators had hoped I would.