I wasn't sure anybody would follow me on the whole "rodeo clown" thing. I wasn't really convinced the general, urban dwelling public were aware that rodeo clowns really existed. Maybe city-born folk thought of them in the same way as gnomes and gargoyles. The idea that they really exist might be to opposed to reality as they know it to even consider it possible.

Now for the "BIG NEWS." Two items have been added to the Basic Instructions Store. They are as follows:

1. Signed Copies of my book.

Yes, I know it's about time. Anyhoo, I just got my sale copies and now they're available to you, signed by me to the name you specify, for only $20 (That includes shipping).

2. The Infini-Tee customized infinite t-shirt.

The response when I asked for opinions about this product was near unanimous on two fronts. People wanted one, and $30 was way too cheap. I just threw that figure out there before I thought about the amount of work they'd take. I've roughly doubled the price, and broken the process into two steps. Step one, for $40 I draw a custom black and white portrait of you, which I will e-mail to you as a vector PDF that can be printed at practically any size you want. I will also make the portrait into an infinite t-shirt which I will make available to you for purchase. You can choose the specifications you want for the shirt, which will cost between $20 and $30.

It's the simplest system I could devise.