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Ugly couch
  hascheezburger
 
06:00pm 19/07/2008  
 


cat

Ugly couch must DIE!

but da couch iz sew cozy.

picture: kreig!!!. lol caption: KDL

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Dis 2 storee condo on de water
  hascheezburger
 
02:00pm 19/07/2008  
 


cat

Dis 2 storee condo on de water not wut I wuz xpectin.

mai condo nawt sew gud either.

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CRAFT NIGHT AT THE VOO
  areas_expertise
 
12:44pm 18/07/2008  
  I AM TOLD that the SECRET SHOW next Tuesday overlaps with the Rendezvous bar's regular

KNITTING AND CRAFT NIGHT.

PLEASE FEEL FREE, thus, to bring your unfinished blankets, collage projects, model airplanes, and papier mache constructions.

I WILL BE BRINGING my own scrapbook of fake trivia and mole-man names.

THAT IS ALL.
 
     

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Hunny,
  hascheezburger
 
10:00am 19/07/2008  
 


cat

Hunny, guess wat…Yooz gonna be a daddy.

2 yeerz later…

picture: flycats. lol caption: pooda

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2008-07-19: Sinfest
  sinfestfeed
 
01:00pm 19/07/2008  
 

Sinfest
Tatsuya Ishida

by Tatsuya Ishida

 
     

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A Little Update About Shirt Club
  jacksonpublick
 
10:18pm 18/07/2008  
 
music: "Girls & Boys" -- Blur
Hey,

Just a few words for you Shirt Club subscribers and enthusiasts, since I've been getting a lot of questions about it here in the comments section...

Though Shirt Club has been running extremely smoothly--especially considering the haste with which we established it and the unbelievable volume of orders we've received--we have experienced some unexpected and unavoidable production delays with some of the shirts, leaving some of you shirtless, baffled and maybe even a little hurt.

For instance, we actually blew out American Apparel's entire nation-wide stock of eggplant ringer tees with our Billy Quizboy T-Shirt. So, while most of those orders shipped, some of you won't receive yours until American Apparel makes more and gets them to us, which we're told will be this week.

The Rusty's Day Camp shirts experienced a slightly different problem: American Apparel shipped us nine boxes of navy t-shirts with white rings instead of our full order of white t-shirts with navy rings. So we had to delay the print job on that shirt, and we'll be starting it next week.

A very small percentage of the Sgt. Hatred t-shirts were printed with misaligned logos, so rather than send crooked designs to people, we're having some of them re-printed.

Lastly, a tiny minority of you loyal Subscribers are still waiting on your Brock Samson Kodokan Blood Judo bonus shirts. Again, this is because American Apparel didn't have quite enough of them in stock at the time we ordered them.

And so, we humbly apologize to all of you affected by these shortages and delays. We appreciate your patience, we haven't forgotten about you, and we fully intend to honor each and every order just as soon as supplies become available.

Hopefully this post answers most of your questions, but in the future, the best place for you to direct any Shirt Club-related correspondence is vbshirtclub@gmail.com. But please...DO NOT email us at that address unless you're a Shirt Club customer with a legitimate Shirt Club issue! It is not a mailbox for fan mail, complaints about the show, or requests for internships, interviews or answers to your burning questions about Dr. Girlfriend's gender!

...but enough about business...

While you wait for your Shirt Club shirts to arrive (and by the way, you are soooo gonna want this Sunday's offering!), why not while away the hours enjoying our latest episode? The delightful, Doc Hammer-penned "Tears Of A Sea Cow" (formerly "Murder O'Clock"), is already available for online viewing at adultswim.com...


We Love You,

JP


P.S. Some of you out there have found a way, intentional or not, to coax a full subscription order out of PayPal. Don't even try it! Your money will be returned immediately and the order will not be honored! Subscriptions were only available for a limited time for the specific reason that we do not make a habit of over-printing these intentionally ultra-limited-edition t-shirts. So we cannot honor orders for expired shirts because there simply aren't any extras.

P.P.S. Don't be suckered by eBay offers on official Shirt Club shirts. I've seen the same seller hawking ten copies of the same shirt in like four different sizes, and no individual ever ordered that many of any of them. Not saying for sure they're fake, but it's pretty damn likely. And come on...no shirt is worth $75. Okay, maybe that sleeveless New York t-shirt that John Lennon actually wore, but that's about it.
 
     

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OMG!
  hascheezburger
 
12:00am 19/07/2008  
 


cat

OMG! BACON!!!!!!!

mmm…. bacon….

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Noe, srsly. Tooth farey leavz bebe kittehs now. Rly. Iz tru.
  hascheezburger
 
10:00pm 18/07/2008  
 


cat

Noe, srsly. Tooth farey leavz bebe kittehs now. Rly. Iz tru.

but i wantz monee. i needz 2 buy sum ice creem.

picture: eliza. lol caption: catserver

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I not eat kitteh toys no moar…
  hascheezburger
 
07:00pm 18/07/2008  
 


cat

I not eat kitteh toys no moar…

at least u dont poop lettel meez.

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Friday quickies of cruelty
  comic_curmudge
 
05:49pm 18/07/2008  
  Generally deserved, though.  
     

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invisibl olimpiks
  hascheezburger
 
04:00pm 18/07/2008  
 


cat

invisibl olimpiks

dun furgit olympic diver kitteh.

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The Dark Knight
  spinelessoaf
 
09:31am 18/07/2008  
 

So if you are a fan of insipid predictable movies with corny dialogue, sub-par performances and laughable production design, you had better avoid the new Batman movie. I did hear that "Meet Dave" has all those qualities though.


Son-of-a-bitch

 
     

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baybeh, yo daddy musta been a
  hascheezburger
 
01:00pm 18/07/2008  
 


cat

baybeh, yo daddy musta been a cheeszburger cause i cud nom you all night.

if dat duznt wurk, u can tri da purdy eyez line.

picture: CJerry. lol caption: theslyestfox

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Metapost: JOSH … ON … JEOPARDY! (and two other things)
  comic_curmudge
 
11:16am 18/07/2008  
  My dream: "I'll take 'Ancillary Mary Worth Characters' for $2000, Alex."  
     

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2008-07-18: Sinfest
  sinfestfeed
 
01:00pm 18/07/2008  
 

Sinfest
Tatsuya Ishida

by Tatsuya Ishida

 
     

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Naybor kittehs wonder wen
  hascheezburger
 
10:00am 18/07/2008  
 


cat

Naybor kittehs wonder wen you’ll realize u forgot pants 2day

lemme show u hao 2 put on pantz.

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#426; In which a Tree gets the Talk
  wondermark
 
12:35am 19/07/2008  
 

I like this Flickr set of iconic photographs recreated in LEGO.
 
     

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Comic: The Man-Maker
  pennyarcaderss
 
12:00am 18/07/2008  
  http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic//manmaker/  
     

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This Week in Mugshots
  urbaniak
 
08:40pm 17/07/2008  
 
THE POSERS. Coming this fall.

Let's turn it around, people )
 
     

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For the three of you who haven't seen it yet
  pope_guilty
 
10:40pm 17/07/2008  
  Flyer for my radio show. (190K pdf)  
     

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